Jack Vader
Hi Buddy
As you already know, your Mom and I brought you home yesterday. Originally we were gonna have you stay with Winnie the Pooh until the nice weather comes and you can go flying, but I thought to myself, you have enough Winnie the Pooh stuff and I know you would have wanted to hang with Darth Vader until then. Jack, some people might not like this or find it in bad taste, but if you were anything like your dad (and we know you are) you would just look at them and tell them to get over it:)
Talk to you soon
Love ya Buddy
Dad